2009 Investment tips

I got this in an email from a good friend in Washington...good for a laugh!

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and ZestaCrackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

And finally....

8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

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Sister Snoopy said…
*tee hee hee*
8:48 PM
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